***** BREAKING NEWS *****

***** BREAKING NEWS *****

***** BREAKING NEWS *****

***** BREAKING NEWS *****

***** BREAKING NEWS *****

We @ Aerialnoise have just made contact with a real life alien emanating from London, United Kingdom.

Here is what we found:

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Who is he??

He is Eluusif. A 4008 year old alien producer on a mission from the Founding Fathers on a distant planet called EDM Prime to spread the word of Electronic Dance Music.

His mission:

In the middle of making a music video for his song “I Love My Daft Punk..” which is a story about aliens, robots and a beautiful princess. A fight between good and evil and the story of his life…

With this cause that he has sought after, he needs all of you delicate humanoids to pledge now unto him – because he has run out of what us humanoids call “money,” (and fighting evil, repairing spaceships and making music videos cost time and money).

His likes:

Earth and Rigel girls, drum machines, sub bass and Ozwald Boateng suits.

His dislikes:

Anything from Underversal / cheesy music.

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For his extensive plan of world domination (with added incentives), then your required attention asks for your finger clicks HERE.

To keep a close eye on all of his future uploads for 4008 space continuum fights, then circle this domain porthole HERE.

And for all relevant broadcasts and news bulletins, then stay immediately locked to Aerialnoise dot com.

Over and out.

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ELUUSIF – I Love My Daft Punk (Short Mix)

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ELUUSIF –  I Love My Daft Punk (Extended Mix)

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